crime scene investigation

The act of rumaging around in a female's trash for evidence that she is on her period.

I took a shit in this girls appartment last night. After a little crime scene investigation, I decided to bolt.

by Double D Nice August 17, 2009

Low Crime Neighborhood

Any neighborhood where Europeans (White People) live.

Unlike high crime neighborhoods, buildings and houses in low crime neighborhoods always appreciate (go up) in value.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Boston Crime Zone

When a bunch of inbred Bostonian retards get together and fuck each other... These are the same people that make Samuel Adams Lager. They get their slobber in it because of their mild retardation from years of inbreeding.

"Bro! I went to the Sox game and a Boston Crime zone broke out... GROSS!"

by Birdmank April 25, 2007

taiwana crime scene

when you preform more than a few various sexual attrocities in one night

this includes but is not limited to
rolly polly olly dirty sanchez chilli dog angry pirate cammodo dragon pink sock cleveland steamer hot carl ect ect

last night there was a taiwana crime scene at marks, 3 girls had to be taken to the hospital and it was a hell of a mess to clean up

by macten10 December 21, 2009

violent crimes apologist

A person who apologizes to a violent criminal who is incarcerated.

She's such a flawed violent crimes apologist.

by Mr. Robotron March 31, 2019

Butterfly Crime Scene

An area on the ground that is filled with dead butterflies.

Harry didn't dare walk through the Butterfly Crime Scene, because he didn't want to be found guilty in any shape or form.

by Miss Joeker May 15, 2012

Hate Crimes Helicopter

The only semi-mythical rapid transportation device which takes large numbers of British police officers to the scene of a suspected bacon sandwich eating or pronoun offence, whilst burglaries and violent crime go completely uninvestigated. Some forces, such as the Met, have multiple HCHs in order to deal with particularly severe incidents such as a schoolchild pointing out that men are taller than women or that most muggers are black.

'Couldnt sleep last night, the Hate Crimes Helicopter was out again'
'Hmmm, vibrant'

by MenoPaws November 2, 2018