a game that kids 11-20 waste their time for hours on. ive played it, u always die in 30 seconds, even when your really good. consumes kids lives, kills social lives, and makes you say things like lan, and lol in real life. also makes you talk about the guns they have in the game to people who dont care in real life.
if you play counterstrike more than 1 hour a day, you are over 20, and your not getting paid for it, kill yourself
if you play counterstrike more than 1 hour a day, you are over 20, and your not getting paid for it, kill yourself
this is bob...bob is a counter strike fan...bob plays 8 hours a day...bob is 29 years old...bob has his own apartment, but no job...bob gets satifaction by beating 14 year olds in counterstrike...
(bob is based on multiple people i know)
(bob is based on multiple people i know)
by alright July 9, 2006
Get the counter strike mug.Counter Strike is a Half Life modification Created by Valve sytems. It is and extremely popular fps considered the standard fps for all competitions, fps standing for First Person Shooter. Unfortunately, this tipe of online game has become overcrowded with people from 8 to 14 year olds, mostly males, extremely unmature, who, due to tehir inexpertise, intend on speaking in decoded language or 1337 5p34k. (Leet Speak) Level of skill tends to range in age and country. as an experienced player with a maximum ratio of k:50 and d:12, i have experienced online matches with people from america, and i must add, the usual bashing of "N00bs", and "H4x0rs", tends to occur with people of average skill. Also, the Non-Steam version of this game has become extremely popular due to its easy playability. remember, third world country students are MUCH better than americans of any age and therefore we are usually deemed h4x0rs.
in Counter-Strike 1.6 source or over:
Advanced player(age 15 or over): Hmm, seems i gave you a headshot. better luck next time
Average 10yearold: OMG! WTF H4X0R!
-erh?
-you are teh banned! i r teh g8test!
Advanced player(age 15 or over): Hmm, seems i gave you a headshot. better luck next time
Average 10yearold: OMG! WTF H4X0R!
-erh?
-you are teh banned! i r teh g8test!
by Shinobi///Omega March 27, 2009
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The act of stating one thing but yet meaning something entirely different, similar to 'opposite day'.
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Bob countiverously asks Terry to throw him a rope so he does not fall over the cliff. Terry, Bobs un-coordinated friend, throws the rope into Bob's face and effectively knocks him over the cliff. Bob luckily catches the rope as he is falling and pulls himself to safety.
Bob countiverously asks Terry to throw him a rope so he does not fall over the cliff. Terry, Bobs un-coordinated friend, throws the rope into Bob's face and effectively knocks him over the cliff. Bob luckily catches the rope as he is falling and pulls himself to safety.
by Hypnotyzer March 9, 2011
Get the Countiverous mug.Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.
When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.
When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.
When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."
Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."
Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."
Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
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