Coochie Quest

Where someone participates, constantly, in activities or actions to get a females reproductive organ know as the Vagina.

Guy: Dude, you're still a virgin? You need to go on a coochie quest.

by SpareCoochie? October 9, 2018

coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.

“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”

by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021

Coochie constitution

*Then female version of the bro code; no women shall act against thy fellow woman for no man.*

Narrator: *tyler*
Genesis: take my friend to your boys room
Alaina: He can’t do that its bro code
Tyler: Same rules as the Coochie Constitution
Tatum & Tiaja: Yeah, he gotchu there

by Relythtims1999 December 6, 2022

floor coochie

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.

"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"

by SaxyWoman January 10, 2021

Coochie split

When you put whipped cream on the pussy and eat it out like a banana split

Yo, my gf wanted me to give her a coochie split.

by DDRmachin3 October 5, 2019

coochie-itis

Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.

"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."

by TheRealEnsychopledia May 6, 2020

Cave Coochie

The area around the female reproductive organ that is: unkempt, overgrown, and generally not well taken care of.

Similar to that belonging to a cavewoman.

Guy#1: I went home with this girl last night and she wanted me to go down on her, but she had that cave coochie, so I left.

Guy#2: That’s nasty

by junglebug1010 October 25, 2020