Consuela is a pejorative term for a
Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.
Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.
“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.
by Reginald P February 4, 2022
Get the Condescending Consuela mug.When a woman determines during foreplay that she does not want to further engage in sexual relations, she goes to give the guy a blow job and instead blows on his penis like a candle. Then gets dressed and leaves.
"Hey did you see Greg? He looked really grumpy this morning."
"Oh didn't you hear? He was drunk so Susan gave him a candlejob and walked out."
"Oh didn't you hear? He was drunk so Susan gave him a candlejob and walked out."
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Condle
• candle
• candle jack
• condescending
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• coddle
• condescending prick
• conde
• Candle dick
• candlequeen
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Get the Condensplain mug.When a person who has a correlation with an individual or group (no matter how loosely) that did something problematic or evil, is repeatedly asked by someone to “condemn” the problematic group with the purpose of placating the askers feelings rather than having a constructive dialogue about the subject matter.
Person B: “The situation in Gaza is terrible. I hope aid gets there soon to help the civilians.”
Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas?”
Person B: “I condemn anyone who kills innocent civilians.”
Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas? Why won’t you condemn Hamas? Do you support terrorism?”
Person B: “I just answered your question. Stop condemnsplaining.”
Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas?”
Person B: “I condemn anyone who kills innocent civilians.”
Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas? Why won’t you condemn Hamas? Do you support terrorism?”
Person B: “I just answered your question. Stop condemnsplaining.”
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Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.
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The guy went to a Christmas party and sat with his new girlfriend and cuddled with her. He had not planned on doing anything, so they sat and enjoyed eachothers company until they both looked at the cinnamon flavored Christmas Candlelight and they ended up utterly destroying each other.
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