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compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
by thee definer;) March 15, 2014
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OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.
Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015
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A gay ass school; a $12000 mistake.
Man I went to Remington College-Dallas Campus's MA Program and it sucked major ass!
by BrittanyMA September 10, 2006
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computo

(n.) – a superiously fast Hispanic computer
A computo is scarce or cloce to non existantce for the very basic fact that the word "computo" does not refer to anything specific.
by Jerome G. October 5, 2007
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Computard

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.
My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!
by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008
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Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.
Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.
by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009
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computicles

(Noun) 1. A computer's testicles 2. The most vulnerable place on a computer 3. A good thing to grab while yelling "Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!"
Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!
by ramon_omar August 6, 2010
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