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Compale

You compale me to punish you.
by SuperYuvi January 21, 2019
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Comatose

1. In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma
2. Numb or Numbing

Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn
"My heart is Comatose, Comtose."
by Pippigrace September 12, 2020
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Company Cocksucker

someone who is the bosses #1 priority to get a raise.

someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.

a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.
look at that rich thot over there.” “yea, she’s the company cocksucker!” “i hate that woman!”

are you a company cocksucker?
by ANTISOCIALISTKING1 December 26, 2020
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Combatious

When something is as decadent as it is awesome
“Damm that shit was combatious” , “Them tings fye as hell, dem bitches combatious!”
Origin - Jesse's House
by TomPolites October 8, 2021
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direct combat

Someone you know has been an asshole and pointed fingers at a lot of people and now it's on you.
"I never knew how they really felt until he fucking melted down and accused me. " I'm on direct combat!
by HollyR February 4, 2021
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Madness Combat

Madness combat. Madness combat is a series that contains MASS BRUTAL VIOLENCE made by Matt Jolly, Also known as krinkels and it all happened because of the boombox man. Fuck-
Me: hey look!

My friend: Isn’t it that Dilf from Madness combat?

Me: What? 🙃
by Ishipkamijirou October 10, 2021
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El Compacto

The biggest, most cakey, rich drug lord to every exist. His wife, Anne Hathaway, is always simping for this man. He has multiple hide-outs located just south of the border alongside his high school operations.

Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.

His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.

He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.

Enemies: mousetrap cars

El Compacto drowns fish.

he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.

The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.

El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.

PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Kid: Mommy, who was that in your room?

Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
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