bloody comet

when you excrete a kidney stone from your penis and the stone comes out with a trail of blood behind it, thus giving it the appearance of a bloody comet.

Damn dude, that bloody comet I shot out last night almost left a crater in my toilet!

by wowser77 October 4, 2009

Hermosa como una rosa

CAYLIN

She is looking like caylin
She looks beautiful , hermosa como una rosa

by Kiinga4 June 5, 2018

Hola Como Estás

Hi how was your day

Hola Como Estás .What did you do during the day.

by leiah April 3, 2020

situ comoedia syndrome

Situ comoedia syndrome is characterised by trying to turn everything into an interaction similar to a sitcom subconsciously. They will also be accompanied by imagining laugh tracks in the back of their mind, this usually comes with bad social skills and lack of friends as they will say things they don't mean to make it a comedic interaction.

Jack: Did you know Kikbai has situ comoedia syndrome?
Kikbai: Speaking of syndromes, my grandma passed away when a bowling ball hit her in the head.
Jack: Did the family sue the bowling alley?
Kikbai: Bowling alley? This was at a public pool.
Jack: Did that actually happen?
Kikbai: No, I was just kidding my grandma is fine.

by realconditions December 27, 2022

Halley's comet

A sex act where the man sits on the toilet facing the tank with his partner (easiest achieved with a female partner) on his lap having sexual intercourse with full penetration and while the man humps his partner the partner is making a bowel movement (hopefully into the toilet as to reduce cleanup)

Tony and Ashley had to spend the whole evening cleaning the bathroom after their Halley's Comet .

by Shockwave9d2 July 15, 2015

Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.

"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."

by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004

Comethazine

A shit ass rapper that is thirsty for Demi Lovato and gets no girls. Raps about Goyard and Supreme but has none of that shit.

Comethazine: I'm gonna fuck Demi Lovato
Demi:

Comethazine:Fuck me
Demi: Toad ass hell nah

by lol987654321 June 2, 2018