Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib ?

And the art goes on

"Insert whatever you want in here" : Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib ?"
Franklin : Man fuck you, i'll see you at work

*after that, Franklin will face something that will make him think about the meaning of his life*

by Kayu Berkarat January 26, 2021

come meet my cat

Female invitation to sexual intercourse.

Come meet my cat and make that pussy purr.

by e-sushi August 31, 2014

black comedy

A type of comedy that makes things that you wouldn't usually laugh at funny.

"Man, I watched American Beauty last night and realised 'This is a great black comedy.'"

by Thomas Dixon June 23, 2005

come keen

to be painful

that smack in the chops really came keen! I reckon if I karate chop his broken arm, it'll really come keen.

by charliej October 26, 2008

Commercemas

New term to describe the time of year formerly known as Christmas. This version of the word clarifies the fact that the commercial period is purely about guilting the population into spending money on presents simply to maintain the social status quo rather than actually having any religious connotation whatsoever. Original religious version stolen from pagan culture in an attempt to con pagans into technically being Christians if they celebrate on the same day.

The period generally starts being promoted around July and climaxes on December 25th. One day later retailers generally drop their hiked prices so it's advisable to wait until then before buying anything.

Merry Commercemas.
What did you get for Commercemas?
****ing Commercemas!
Commercemas went well this year - I saw my shares rise.

by Skinfitz November 1, 2004

comedy of the commons

A play on the phrase tragedy of the commons. In the tragedy of the commons, each person tries to maximize their own benefit, and the end result is that everyone loses because of overutilization of limited resources. In the comedy of the commons, each person, while getting something for themselves, also (directly or indirectly) contributes back to the common good at the same time.

BitTorrent makes use of the comedy of the commons, since the more people who participate, the better the service gets.

by One Luther Blissett December 1, 2006

YouTube Comments

The one thing on YouTube you have to be really cautious about, it's full of whiny bitches and a few smart people or know it alls, if you say something that looks dum or smart, there will be people spamming your comment and it will make you tear your hair out

Guy 1: This singer sucks, I hate it

YouTube Commenter: your so dum gtfo

Guy 1: I hate YouTube comments (types it on his comment)

Guy 2: hypocrite

by ReaperOfDefinitions February 29, 2016