colonel angus

(noun): A double entendre, can be a proper noun referring to a military officer whose last name is Angus, or the act of eating out vagina. Originating from a sketch on Saturday Night Live, said quickly, becomes a homophone of cunilingus. Usually said with a thick Southern US accent for heightened effect. Can refer to someone (usually a man), who enjoys performing cunilingus.

When a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

by little ally May 15, 2006

colin greenwood

contary to popular belief the driving force behind the popular rock band radiohead. he has an overrated brother called jonny greenwood who has spaffy hair but is far inferior to colin who pretends to be the band's humble bass player but alas is much more. also has the sexiest voice ever and likes can, david bowie and being intelligent.

oh my god! colin greenwood's dancing better than thom yorke!

by takeshi February 1, 2004

Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic

The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.

Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?

by shortpantsrobin January 15, 2014

Pina Colonic

A term used by Homer Simpson during the episode 'Sunday, Cruddy, Sunday'. It's an obvious reference to the 1979 song 'Escape' by Rupert Holmes (also known as the pina colada song)

'If you like pina colonics and getting caught in the rain, passing out in the ocean.'

by OzramNeje March 11, 2015

Colin Ford

1. A young actor who has starred in a wide variety of roles, but is currently best-known for playing a young Sam Winchester on the CW show Supernatural. Famous for looking like an exact younger replica of Jared Padalecki, who plays the adult Sam Winchester, especially for being able to mimic Sam's iconic "bitchface".

2. A slang term instituted by fangirls of Supernatural, usually Wincest fans, when a person says something of a slightly pedophilic nature, such as checking out someone underage. This almost exclusively applies to situations in which this action is accidental, when the person's minority is unknown.

1. Alex: Who played little Sammy on Supernatural? He was awesome!

Corri: Colin Ford! Wasn't he cute??
Alex: Yeah! He looked just like Jared!!
Corri: Bitchface!!

2. Alex: omg, that girl...she's freaking hot...
Corri: DUDE! Colin Ford!! She's 14!!

Alex: ..... *shame*

by lotsayaoi July 12, 2009

colins mom

Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.

Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

by milfhunter6969 December 13, 2013

colon conquistador

see back door conquistador

Lance Bass recently admited to being a colon conquistador

by HIRAM1079 September 19, 2008