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Impaired mental cognition

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.
by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010
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Dame tu cosita

Dame tu cosita is a song which a green alien is dancing and saying "Dame tu cosita" non-stop.
"Dame tu cosita" means in english "Give me your little thing" which means also "Give me your p*ssy". People duet this alien on musically and dance just like him, without knowing the meaning, otherwise they wouldn't dance on it.
Dame tu cosita ah ah
Dame tu cosita ah aye!
Dame tu cosita ah ah
Dame tu cosita ah aye!..
by Walmart yodel boy April 13, 2018
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[cosita]

Spanish for 'pussy'. Sometimes used to describe one of the tighter/smaller variety.
Flor- "Papi, quieres acariciar mi cosita bonita?"

(Papi, want to pet my pretty pussy?)

Guillermo- "Ayyy, ya me vengo..."

(Ayyy, I'm cumming already...")
by weewoowah January 30, 2009
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coiter

to engage with another partner of the opposite sex through the act of shoving a penis into the vagina producing an orgasm. Another word for sex.
I like to coiter on beaches in the sunset.
by nathan aka natedog July 23, 2005
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Cognitive Dissonance

An individual experiencing Cognitive Dissonance exhibits a reluctance to reason, or accept opposing opinions and views, often resulting in anger, tantrums, and biased and baseless attacks on an persons intellect and character.

A great example is Trump Supporters.
Normal Person: just my opinion; Donald Trump is a good president, but far from the best. He recieves more praise than hes earned.

Person experiencing Cognitive Dissonance: Youre talking out your ass, and are clearly retarded. Your refusal to worship the one true God trump is only a prime example of your truly inferior intellect. You are a garbage American, and a garbage person.
by HeWhoActuallyThinks July 16, 2019
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Post Coital Spam

Enjoying a delicious Spam and chili sauce sandwich post coitus.
Stu enjoyed some post coital spam last night.
by McSassy December 31, 2009
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pussy comitatus

Seamus: Sorry, can't make poker tonight, my wife wants a clit-rub.
---Randy: Pussy comitatus, dude.
Seamus: ... What?
by Randiee April 6, 2010
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