Canadian coffee

Black coffee sweetened with maple syrup.

Hey Jim, how do you take your coffee?

Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 25, 2009

forgotten coffee

When one is so busy and forgot to take the coffee from the coffee (espresso) machine.

"Hey dude, is that your coffee?"
"Oh, yes, thanks. It's my forgotten coffee."

by Gaboantsa October 31, 2022

coffee packet

a coffee packet is another saying for tea bag. our teacher, mrs. v, wouldnt let us say tea bag, prolly because she knew what it meant. i didnt think teachers knew about tea bags

the other week i dropped a coffee packet on that bitches face

by stu f. May 3, 2004

coffee dreads

a state of being which is quite unpleasant; when one drinks too much coffee, and as a result feels very anxious

Jay: Hey Lu what do?
Lucy: Hey. I can't tell if I'm nervous about something or if I just drank too much coffee.
Jay: Ah, the coffee dreads. Brutal.

by violentviolet October 10, 2013

Adjusted Coffee

A coffee that has one or more shots of an alcoholic spirit stirred through.

Tea or coffee?

Adjusted coffee would be great.

by StreetyAus September 8, 2010

Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass

person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?

by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022

coffee worshipper

A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.

That coffee worshipper over there looks like a complete twat

by blofled1965 March 19, 2013