coffee paradox

When even the simplest task is impossible to perform before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.

That giant mess on the counter occurred because of coffee paradox. I put the grounds in, I put the water in, and I turned it on. But I forgot to put the pot under that water drippy thingy so now I'm sucking the coffee out of this towel until I get enough coffee in me to do it correctly.

by barkinspider December 06, 2013

Nuclear Coffee

Another term for leftover coffee - especially really good coffee. When you have too much cold coffee to dump out before starting another pot so you nuke it a cup at a time in the microwave. This is different than re-warming a cup you allowed to get cold. Incentives are high if you buy really good coffee and happens most frequently in the morning or late afternoon.

"Okay, there's plenty of nuclear coffee in the pot. It's good stuff and you can microwave it, so don't dump it out and make a new pot. I don't give a rat's ass if you're a coffee snob. it's to good and I paid to much for it to dump out."

by Da Chetster March 25, 2013

range coffee

Range Coffee is like College Coffee, but without the cocaine.

I had some of your range coffee last night and everybody at work is staring at me right now.

by lastname first July 05, 2014

homeless coffee

When you urinate on your feces making a pungent warm liquid, usually filtered through sweaty undergarments.

I could really go for some more of Bob's homeless coffee on this fine Christmas morning.

by Rod Pretzel December 21, 2016

coffee or something

A subtle way to lure a guy to come over to your place, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with him while coffee is brewing in the background. Caffeine is good for male sex drive and is ideal for getting him into the mood.

Girl: Hey I'm bored. Wanna come over to my place for coffee or something?
Guy: Sure buddy! I'll be there soon.

by GudBuddy September 17, 2017

coffee worshipper

A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.

That coffee worshipper over there looks like a complete twat

by blofled1965 March 19, 2013

Adjusted Coffee

A coffee that has one or more shots of an alcoholic spirit stirred through.

Tea or coffee?

Adjusted coffee would be great.

by StreetyAus September 08, 2010