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Cockfuck

1) To fuck a rooster (cock) with a penis. anyway will do, its up to you, as long as your wang (penis) goes in a hole and it ends in your enjoyment. or the roosters. whatever comes first. the rooster has to be alive or else it is called a "necro cockfuck."

2) a girl who has the "cockfuck mania" wants dick and she wants it now

3) an obscure so called payout, that has no offensive value to the person being called it, and really is only the mental graspings of a drunk or a grade 10 dropout trying to put 2 words together to make it stick.
Ben: "Hey jim wanna join me for alittle cockfuck?"
Jim: "only if that rooster is alive Ben, i don't do necro cockfucking."

"whoa that slut has the cockfuck mania, look shes even wacking off that pokie machine."

Drunk or year 10 dropout: "Hey you, you cockfuck!."
Dude: "What the hell did he just call me? get an education!"
by Cooki3 August 3, 2006
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cocksucker

A machine designed to simulate the sucking and stroking sensations felt from oral sex on one's cock.
After work, I got home and used my cocksucker to blow a load.
by MasturbAddict July 23, 2008
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cocksucker

Guy 1: We're going to have a round of golf lad.
Guy 2: You fucking cocksucker.
by the hott one July 24, 2008
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cockshock

The feeling of uneasiness associated with rushing into sex.

When you go to bed with someone sooner than you expected to and then it's like, "whoa, I got cockshocked".

This person may be someone you've just met, a friend, or a new romantic partner, but the overriding feeling is one of mild dismay and shock that physical intimacy has taken place.

It leaves you wondering for the next 48 hours if that was the right thing to do.

Both your body and spirit will be shaken.
"I got cockshocked by Mick".

"I'm feeling freaky with my cockshock".

"Bro, tu meke cockshock".
by Cockshocker October 1, 2010
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cockstick

An insult often used to describe someone who is both "smart like a stick" and the proverbial cock. This generically defines one who is overtly mean and malicious in his/her attitude but does not have the intellectual backing to have any authority in any realm of life and its works. Cockstick.
That guy is such a cockstick
by Gumper April 24, 2006
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cocksmack

Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack
Sailor, I repeat never do that again! *whacks sailor round head with rope'
by noise and kisses. July 1, 2005
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cocksucker

Word used to describe females mouth while bitching.
by Jojwjwjejej December 21, 2013
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