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Un-cock-a-block-able

Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.
by Kevin Holland February 4, 2009
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Cocks on different blocks

Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"
"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"
by Thejobber August 31, 2012
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Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.
"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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cock block

when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.
Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."
by Hotpinkluvr May 13, 2009
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Cock Block

When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack
Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her
by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018
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Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
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Cock block

by Blank nightie December 2, 2024
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