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roach coach

A catering truck, especially one which frequents blue collar places of work; generally a modded pickup truck with insulated diamond-pattern doors covering a refrigerator case and a warmer unit with attached griddle.
"Naw, we wait till the roach coach comes around at 12:15 to take our lunch breaks around here."
by Lady Csyde April 18, 2004
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couch coach

Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.
John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!

Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.
by avernew September 14, 2009
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third base coach

A baseball analogy for a sex act. This occurs when two people are in the same room masturbating, getting off on each other masturbating, but not touching one another.
A: How far did you get with Christina last night?
B: She is super celibate so all she would let us do together is third base coach each other.
A: Did you talk during it?
B: Yea, it was pretty weird...
by Brynjolf May 29, 2014
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P.E. coach

A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.
"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"
by Imkool136 April 4, 2015
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assistant coach

Now, you know damned well that that $3 bag you have ain't nothing but Assistant Coach!
by Delores Santana December 28, 2005
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The Honest Vocal Coach

One of the most respected vocal coaches in all of stan Twitter. She is most known for her 3x Platinum single, “Don’t Call Me Angel”. Georgina can often be found ending fads and committing various hate crimes against the LGBT community.
omf The Honest Vocal Coach just ended another f@g
by a fad October 19, 2020
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Sicko Coach

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.
Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
by YAWA May 23, 2018
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