Clucker

Someone who uses rock cocain. a.k.a. crackhead

I seen a clucker down by the store, selling nails.

by asoye March 10, 2007

Chris Crocker

A ploy from actor Seth Green to start an internet meme and generate a buzz.

I should pull a Chris Crocker and generate a buzz.

by SnagglePussy March 20, 2008

clucker

One who is always out of place in his surroundings. A person who stands out and can't blend in with the croud, a goof.

Look at that clucker, he doesn't know what to do. (refers to Leneker)

by Kenyon January 1, 2005

joe cocker

This dude who danced very strange, as though he was retarded, and have a gravely dry voice. He sang at woodstock '69 and became famous for his strange movements. Also perfected a beatles song. His last name turns me on

Joe Cocker: AHH WITH A LITTLE OF MY FRIENDS!!! <dances and around dies>

by GANJAMAN November 16, 2004

betty crocker

methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.

A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!

by kindeltopian April 16, 2006

Betty Crocker

When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.

"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"

by Brothason May 18, 2010

cocker bloquer

verb or noun. pronounced cockay blockay, this is "French" for cock block.
Usually used when someone near by is cock blocking or being a cock block. Due to the fact that a loud uttering of the word cock usually attracts attention, this "French" word is more discrete, and is less likely to offend the person being a cock block.
Can be used in other situations.
Sounds ridiculously stupid to people who don't take French. And to people who do.

I would've come over to talk to you, but i didn't want to cocker bloquer.

by vivelerockk07 April 6, 2008