Christmas Pudding

When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.

Commonly done at Christmas time.

Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that?

Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.

by Toffian February 4, 2010

Christmas Bomb

The colourful festive debris of wrapping paper scraps, bows, ribbon, and packaging that covers a room after the presents have all been opened.

It looks like a Christmas Bomb went off in here!

by ctrlU December 25, 2010

Christmas Sweater

Any article of clothing worn by either a man or woman that is very unsexy and serves as effective birth control...

OK, that 1950's dress that Julie is rocking is a little too much like June Cleaver wearing a christmas sweater for me..it adds about 30 years to her age...

by Irish Mike 1965 October 25, 2008

Half Christmas

A tradition that celebrates the half-way point to Christmas, usually celebrated with fighting cleaning ladies and drinking a keg full of egg nog.

We need some wrapping paper, popcorn and string so we can celebrate half christmas the right way.

by Mr. Ballstein June 7, 2011

Christmas fresh

something that is so freshly made, or purchased, it is equivalent to a present on Christmas

That sandwich is Christmas fresh, dude. They just made it

by spaceman_skyland December 1, 2010

christmas fag

A person who looks in the closet for their christmas gifts.

I hid the presents in the attic knowing that Timmy would be a christmas fag.

by Chupa December 16, 2004

Christmas Noobs

All the people who just got Black Ops for Christmas. Resulting in many free kills and fun.

Look at all these Christmas noobs, no prestige and under level 20.

by bob the hitman dole December 27, 2010