christian-like

To solve a dilemma without the use of a beretta. Most likely a pastor is involved.

Rufus - Did she tell you that I was a pastor?

Sylvester - I said well good that's betta right? Why can't we handle this christian-like?

by jakeo August 8, 2006

Christian Troy

A man with a ten inch penis that every man wants to emulate and every woman wants to fuck. He is also willing to do anything to get girl and is never denied. Usually a rich Plastic surgeon

Man 1: There is no way that girl will give you dome.

Man 2: pssh. I'm about to go Christian Troy on this slut piece.

Man 3: you're a poop dick bitch

by Jablongski July 22, 2010

Christian slut

A girl who holds to traditional protestant christian beliefs who also exhibits typical slut behavior.

A christian slut, is different from a regular slut, in that they do not follow threw in any sexual acts. Actions like: kissing, sex, blowjobs, etc. are strictly prohibited in there world view.

Yo, that girl turned out to be a christian slut.

Dude: Yo, you get with that chick the other night?
Dude friend: Na bro, turned out she was a christian slut and just wanted to cuddle.

by חיים August 22, 2012

Christian Server

A place on the interwebs in which one must obey the teaching of lord lil pump and must retain from using profanity or one will face recently decided punishments.

Micheal- “This game is fricking poop”

Dylan- “No swearing on lord pump’s Christian Server. Er no go and have a bath” *kicks Micheal*

by Urmumhasgae February 23, 2018

high point christian academy

A Christian school in High Point, North Carolina that is filled with a bunch of socially awkward white people. A great way to guarantee that your child will remain a virgin for life and get bullied in college. Many of the students are social rejects or people who were expelled from Wesleyan Christian Academy. HPCA tries to be better than Wesleyan at soccer, basketball, and baseball, but they're not. The only place that they are superior to Wesleyan in is football because Wesleyan doesn't have a football team, but Wesleyan would still beat them at that too.

"I go to high point christian academy."
"Oh, is that that school that always loses to Wesleyan?"

by Gabe Horn 6969 November 28, 2016

Christian Side Hug

An evangelical non-greeting in which both parties express their mutual disdain for their bodies and the God who created them.

Mike: Do you want to have premarital sex times with me?

Jane: No, I do not (christian side hug) thank you.

Mike: No, thank you.

by fates worse than death November 25, 2009

Christian Rock

1. An oxymoron.
2. A genre of music created by teens who wanted to play rock n' roll and still be considered good kids. Urged on by churches, parents, and the man, this genre has grown in recent years. The title, Christian Rock is false for the fact that rock is made up of drugs, sex, and rock n' roll, while the actual music contains little or none of these. Christian Rock tends to contained watered down and weak instrumentals, centering around lyrics. Comparable to soft rock. With few exceptions, such as Switchfoot and POD, Christian Rock has been and always will be a weak, lame stepchild of Rock. This is a shame because Christian music could be great, and yet it is crap. For any people who love true rock such as myself, and have good taste in music will not even listen to this weak crap. Being Christian doesn't mean you have to listen to that worthless shit.

Bob:Hi! Do you like Christian Rock!
Dave:No I listen to good bands like Led Zeppelin and AC/DC.
Bob: Thousand Foot Crutch is the best!
Dave: Eat me.

by SeanMurface April 26, 2006