chooseday

Unknown english slang that means a apecific day of the week... On face value sounds like a day of the week but is not that particular day...

I will see you on chewsday, or chooseday....

Sounds like tuesday... Only a way to use a play on words... Now it becomes like meetimg a person at a corner of two parallel streets and chooseday ...

Then later you will be normally thinking and nominate a date that is choosing a day...

It may also mean cjuisday as some dialect that means a special day of being shown how there is a timeframe and if you wont choose day then you are too intellectually redundant to be anything more meaningful than two words that sound like a day of the week...

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jive Chops

A derogatory term for someone who is a position of power over you but in all reality is no more important than you are.

Boss: "You really need to get to work"
Employee: "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, jive chops?"

by thereal S November 23, 2011

Nuttin Chops

The friendly-fire of self-enjoyment. The act of blowing your own load onto the side of your face.

Man, you ever buff the banana and nut so hard you give yourself nuttin chops?

by vunitedt November 10, 2018

Cheeky Chops

One who is very cheeky.

Listen here cheeky chops, give me my toaster back.

by KRISPY BRATAN August 20, 2019

off its chops

the best, awesome. Chops is head, off its chops is therefor off its head, Or is drunk or stoned.

Kid sees a hotted up car.

Kid: woah look at that car.

Friend: yeah its off its chops.

by JedWilk December 29, 2007

lick your chops

When a cat licks his snoot

My cat licked his chops when he saw me eating salt n vinny chips - “you lick your chops charming!”

by Charming is my cat March 11, 2018

Choobs

Chest pubes. And that's final.

EX 1:
- What's in my soup? Is this... (looks closer) Phew!! It's only a choob.

Ex 2:
- Do you shave you choobs?
- Nah. I respect my choobs.

by fullfacile81 September 8, 2010