Colin

Colin is just such a dad. He is so kind and you can give him high fives and sometimes he will accept you and tell you that you are not as annoying as yesterday. He prefers fake syrup on his pancakes over real syrup. Also don’t leave him in the trunk for too long because he is too large to not die. He loves pickles and writing stories about pencils and how they hate breaking and losing their lead. He likes to throw shade at girls who like ostriches and he does not like pineapple on his pizza.

Hey, that kid Colin is so big I could cry.

Yo Colin put on shoes it’s showing.

Pls let go of the squirrel Colin.

by Happinesshither May 7, 2019

The Colin

A drink consisting of alcohol and espresso, with a touch of crushed Adderall

I'm so tired, but I need to rally. I'm going to drink the Colin

by MTVCribs February 28, 2017

Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 6, 2003

Colin Macharie

The funniest guy in stand up comedy, and a regular on Whose Line is it Anyway? and is often made fun of for being a bald Canadian.

As Colin once said, "I'll be your lightning rod of hate"

by linds March 31, 2004

Choking

its were you eat a slug and it hates you so you make these stupid sounds and die. BOOM

Mum im choking on food again help me

by Llaayyllaa June 17, 2019

colin

A man who urinates on the females he sleeps with.

"Oh I just got colined the other night"

by PWEB September 22, 2006

Colin Farrell

Possibly the best looking actor ever!

Hey Colin Farrell was lookin pretty good in Phone Booth

by K Dub April 10, 2005