face choad

the area of nothingness between your nose and your lips

i have a moustache in my face choad

by 1lemure September 25, 2008

choad monger

One who mongers the choad

Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.

by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003

choad

I penis that is bumby and wider than it is long.

Maurice dweck is the only person in the syrian community with a choad. I really feel bad for him because he cannot jerk off with out using a funnel. Legend has it that Maurice on the 8th day he was born had one of the top 2 worst curcumsision's ever done. They shouldent have hired Steve Wonder, because he's blind, not certified and he likes to chop off big peices and make a wallet out of them. So now the wallet that he keeps his money in is part of Maurices choad.

by Alex Tourgaman June 13, 2006

choad

A short fat penis, wider than it is long
Always asosiated with the name myles

Myles has a choad

by amanwhomakesfunofmyles November 7, 2010

r/Chodi

Subreddit filled with monkeys who think the world is collaborating to genocide them

Average r/chodi monkey :- BhRaTa, CoMe JoIn Us To SaVe InDiA fRoM GlObAl IsLaMoFaScIsTs

Average person with a brain :- Bhag bhosdike

by ChodesKoGharMehGhusKeMaro September 4, 2021

choader

A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.

I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.

by 444 May 13, 2005

Choad

A short fat penis, which is wider than longer.

Jame's Lado Has a huge ass choad!

by Henry Nigga December 22, 2007