A girl is laying on her back, and you squat over, and put your dick in her mouth. While she is giving you head, you take a dump on her chest.
Person 1: Why do you smell like crap?
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.
Person 2: Because my boyfriend gave me the Chicago Steamer last night.
by themanofthehour April 5, 2005
Get the Chicago Steamermug. Any suburb of the Chicago area. I came up with this term because people who are actually from Chicago get pissed when a suburban person says they are from Chicago. Hence: Diet Chicago.
Person #1: Where are you from
Person #2: Chicago
Person #1: Cool, where in Chicago?
Person #2: Oak Lawn. (or any other suburb)
Person #1: Ok, you're from Diet Chicago....
Person #2: Chicago
Person #1: Cool, where in Chicago?
Person #2: Oak Lawn. (or any other suburb)
Person #1: Ok, you're from Diet Chicago....
by Mikaa August 24, 2009
Get the Diet Chicagomug. "we chicago-ins...."
by seventeen_93 October 25, 2009
Get the chicago-insmug. by the gentleman thief January 23, 2010
Get the chicago salamimug. by northsider684 May 25, 2014
Get the A Chicago Hangovermug. An act of revenge whereby an aggrieved vagabond defecates before an enemy's doorway and pours a liberal quantity of honey over the soiled threshold.
After being banned from the parish's soup kitchen, Jake purchased a jar of honey and left a sticky Chicago stoop on the church steps.
by sportpeppers September 20, 2010
Get the Chicago stoopmug. A Chicago Mustache is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person giving the Chicago Mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky shit all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. Similar to a Manitoba Milkbag.
"Ryan was sleeping one night and I gave him a Chicago Mustache. There was corn everywhere."
"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."
"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."
by 563er April 3, 2009
Get the Chicago Mustachemug.