Magic Cheese

Noun

1. A type of cheese with magical properties off the scale of mankind, and unable to be comprehended by the meager percentage of our brain that we use. Often resembles Swiss, only in the color of cheddar.
2. The answer to all your lunch, dinner, and snack-time problems.
3. The subject of a question you use in order to answer another question.

1. "I survived a shotgun blast to the head. I think it was the doing of Magic Cheese."
2. "Time for a Magic Cheese sandwich."
3. "Let me answer that question with another question; do you believe in Magic Cheese?"

by Echelon and Zombie March 6, 2005

Cheeseburger picnic

A picnic involving many people on the show "trailer park boys" but mostly randy , he is the one trying to have a nice friendly cheeseburger picnic but it gets all fucked up by ricky.

"I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic BUT IT GOT ALL FUCKED UP!!"

by g-l420 August 16, 2009

Philly Cheese Puss

Secondary yeast infection that a woman gets as a result of taking antibiotics, usually for a urinary tract infection contracted as a result of Honeymoon Cystitis.

"Philly cheese puss!" he exclaimed as he wiped the ropey strands of yeasty goo from his horrified face.

by Pfc. Snowball September 5, 2008

Boob Cheese

The skin, sweat, and biological matterial that accumulates underneath large, unclean breasts

"Paul was having a good time playing with Brittany's tits until he discovered flakes of boob cheese underneath her breasts."

by Mo'lester July 3, 2016

gimme that cheeseburger

This is the way to describe a fat girl. There are many variations depending on just how fat, it can go up to as high as gimme that triple bacon cheeseburger.

I went on a blind date with this girl last night and she was a all gimme that cheeseburger, so I left immediately.

I was on MySpace checking out this girl, but she only had the myspace angle shot meaning she's definitely a gimme that triple cheeseburger.

by darksydex3226 January 7, 2008

todoroni and cheese

an actual fucking nightmare

ururaka: whatcha eating there, deku?
midoriya: todoroni and cheese
ururaka: whats that?
deku: dont fucking ask

by adhesive.tape March 30, 2021

Cheesemousse

A large mythical creature that one goes hunting for in large groups while standing in a circle, slapping one's legs and clapping one's hands. If one finds a cheesemousse, the mere sight of the creatur will be so disturbing that the entire group will feel the need to run away screaming and deciding that Snipe hunting is a much better pastime. Mainly found and hunted for at Bement Camp and Conference Center.

Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there!
(Look! Over there!)
It's...Tim Payne!
(It's...Tim Payne!)
You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!
(You can't go over Tim Payne 'cause he's too tall!)
You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!
(You can't go around Tim Payne 'cause he's way too jacked!)
You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!
(You can't go under Tim Payne 'cause he'll step on you!)
So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!
(So it looks like were gonna have to go...THROUGH Tim Payne!)
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!
OY! OY! OY!
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!
(Going on a WILD Cheesemousse hunt!)
STOP!
(STOP!)
Look! Over there! Its...A CHEESEMOUSSE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Phishr October 1, 2005