black cheddar mac

Tall black guy who is very attractive and has a very big penis

(girl1) Did you see black cheddar Mac?
(girl2) yeah his penis is huge

by Albert lEinstein March 14, 2017

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

by HipósGeci June 20, 2021

bed cheddar

The sticky aftermath of late night sexin'.

I don't want to sleep in the bed cheddar.

by SmellHell March 18, 2015

Cellar Cheddar

Dick cheese, but of a much higher quality than your run of the mill brand.

Rod's cellar cheddar was absolutely exquisite, nothing like sucking dick and having a 5 star cheese plate presented to you during.

by Dick Cheese Guy October 25, 2019

Cheddar Pregnant

When you have eaten too much cheddar. You feel like you are going to explode. You fear that you are going into cheddar labour!

“Oh my God. I think I’m having a baby, a cheddar baby! I’m cheddar pregnant!!!!!!!”

by CheddarPregnant January 5, 2020

Mature Cheddar

Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.

“How did you manage to buy half of Switzerland and a Gucci handbag?”
“I'm mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

means the mentioned cheese is good.

i think JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

by HIHIHIHIHHII!!!!FURRYSEXWATCHE July 31, 2023