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Love In The Crapper

When you wake up in the morning with a sensation in the pit of your stomach causing you to feel as if you are in love however if you then proceed to take a crap you revert to feeling absolutely fine.
Dude, i woke up in the morning and i felt like i was in love with Jane but i went to the shitter and now there is Love In The Crapper
by MisterP93 March 2, 2009
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Crapperie

A great website about the life of the great Marquis Dupre. (www.crapperie.com)
The Crapperie has great articles about Douglas.
by Douglas Page March 2, 2005
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Chaperphone

A chaperphone is a good friend who can't come along on a date or other activity, but will call you or text you at least once, but often multiple times, to make sure you're not in trouble.
I have a blind date tonight, and I think it's going to be awful. Will you be my chaperphone and call me or text me at 9 so I have an excuse to leave? or... I know I'm married, but I want to hang out with this hottie tonight. Will you chaperphone me every half hour so I stay out of trouble?
by TwoMirrors July 23, 2010
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Capperized

the act of being sucked into a mission or endeavor wherein you are asked to go above and beyond any reasonable means of effort to carry out a random task for the purpose of assisting someone complete or finish his errand, job, duty, or chore in advancement of his personal gain. These missions/jobs/chores/errands/tasks generally involve several side missions, financial hardships, detours and more often than not take twice as long as proposed and include various parties.
I was capperized into helping move the sailboat up the river to be safe from the storm.
by Head Gopher July 28, 2010
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clapperponce

Poncy Slapper from Clapham, subject may describe their neighbourhood of residence as "Claam"
She is a stupid clapperponce.
by Brum Chick November 14, 2010
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Chopper Command

Chopper command:
When a Man with a LARGE penis firmly grasp the bottom of his shaft and begins to rotate his penis in a helicopter type fashion while saying chopper command coming in for landing...

Usually used to incite a Blow job but has no designated landing location.

A improperly operated chopper command Can result in a mushroom bruise or lose of vision....

Men with Tiny penises CAN NOT perform a successful chopper command and will crash and burn upon attempt.

(if your penis fits in only one hand DO NOT attempt a chopper command)
TOP DOG Walked Into the bedroom with his huge penis firmly in hand and said.

Ter Chopper Command coming in for a landing.

(Ter:) All Clear For landing proceed to entry port one for decreasing.O-:
by The Real TOP DOG TD.... February 27, 2011
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chapterbate

"Aw man I was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited I had to chapterbate"
by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012
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