by TTSNBER December 11, 2016
by Thekid44 October 19, 2019
When an individual drops down into the snow in a reclined seating position, allowing the snow to form comfortably with your body imprint, thus creating a homemade snow chair.
by CanadaEh December 18, 2013
After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.
You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
by BurningRambo December 19, 2013
"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
by DutchPirate September 21, 2012
If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.
A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.
A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.
Golden Chair I'll be right back.
by YITBOS UMD91 January 29, 2021
A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.
Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.
by medium_dipper October 10, 2021