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dirty chair

Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.
i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.
by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020
mugGet the dirty chairmug.

Chair sauce

Chair sauce is when your chair be dripped up and icy
Yo your chair got the sauce

You mean the chair sauce

Ye
by Thekid44 October 18, 2019
mugGet the Chair saucemug.

Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.
Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.
by medium_dipper October 9, 2021
mugGet the Chair Malemug.

Gaming Chair

Normal Person: HeS HaCkInG oR uSiNg AiM bOt Or SoMeThInG
Smart person: Nah, He just has a really good gaming chair.
by deware February 20, 2023
mugGet the Gaming Chairmug.

chair giggle

harmony and derry created this word and we are amazing and special i dont like Monica tho shes a slut lol
anyway were amazing ya b**ch
chair giggle was made up by dezaaaaaaaaaa and hammmyyyyy!
mugGet the chair gigglemug.

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
mugGet the boyfriend chairmug.

chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.
I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.
by Sonicoed June 9, 2017
mugGet the chip and a chairmug.

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