custard pie

When a man busts a nut in or on a girls vagina and then eats her out and spits it in her mouth.

Burnt custard pie: Custard pie with the asshole instead of the vagina.

custard pie with sprinkles: Pubic hairs in custard pie

Zeke,Kyle,Kurt

Ladies, custard pie?

by Kyle Derosiers July 26, 2006

Spuew your Custard

The act of cumming after a month without.

Tom: I Spuewed my Custard yesterday after a month cold turkey, omg the relief.
Glen: I know what you mean, to Spuew your Custard rocks.

by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010

frozen custard

The pansy way to say ice cream. Invented only for the sole purpose of sounding special. While it adds a bit of creativity to the traditional name of ice cream, it only serves the purpose of allowing the owners to charge people more for plain, old ice cream. Some may ask, "Is there really is a difference between ice cream and frozen custard?" The answer is simply no. And all you so called ice cream places that think you're so special because you serve "frozen custard"? You're not.

Maya (pansy server 1): "Um. We don't serve ice cream here."
Jack (pansy server 2): "Can't you read? The sign clearly says frozen custard."
Customer: Get a life.

by it'sicecreamb*tch October 30, 2011

custard

Soft Serve ice cream in South Jersey.

"I'd like a medium vanilla custard on a cone with chocolate jimmies."

by idontknow12345 December 18, 2005

Custard Hut

The sweet sensational multifunctional womens "Patch of Grass, Fork in the Road, Box lunch at the Y, Coochie. Cookie, Vagina, Etc"

Sam, Courtney sure is hot. I'll say, I'd deffinately like to have dessert and munch out at her Custard Hut. MmMm Yummy!

by Ronski April 7, 2008

custard road house

The act of smearing peanut butter between two patties. Or filling a pasta linguini with come and baking it. Along with a road house where they serve custard.

Custard road house bitch

by Dr.felt her snatch December 8, 2013

Custard-gutter

1). External plumbing solution, specifically designed to catch and divert custard from the edge of a roof under precipitous conditions.

2). A lady's private parts.

It was raining outside, so I took the opportunity to clear out the wife's custard-gutter.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 12, 2016