Marjorie, became enflamed with lust as she read her naughty novel, causing her little man in a canoe to swell and beg for a finger banging.
by Jerry Paratestees October 25, 2014
Get the Little Man In A Canoemug. When an individual relieves their bowels on the back of their partner(s) neck(s). The deposit will then smear down the back and create lubricant for backdoor action.
by Justin April 19, 2004
Get the South County Canoemug. The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.
Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.
Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.
Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.
by Ohheyo July 14, 2014
Get the Dousche Canoemug. A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.
Yo Dude,
Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.
Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.
by yourdirtydiaper August 24, 2009
Get the Birch Bark Canoemug. 1) A bro who is in the occupation of canoeing, or who canoes daily.
2) A bro who doesnt attend events, and misses out on important routines (ie. breakfast)
3) A bro who missed certain epic things and/or events due to sleep.
2) A bro who doesnt attend events, and misses out on important routines (ie. breakfast)
3) A bro who missed certain epic things and/or events due to sleep.
"Is it just me, or does Canoe Bin Laden over there just sleep in for everything"
"Canoe Bin Laden there, just missed out on the greatest game of carstle crashers ever"
"Canoe Bin Laden there, just missed out on the greatest game of carstle crashers ever"
by Legend34 October 19, 2011
Get the Canoe Bin Ladenmug. my mom: "knocking on my door "
Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022
Get the Paddling The Pink Canoemug. Help row the canoe: Help fuck someone’s significant other, often their wife.
Person A: Allow me to help you row the canoe brother.
Person B: I don’t think my wife will agree.
Person A: I insist, we can take turns rowing the canoe.
Person B: Alright fuck it.
Person A: Allow me to help you row the canoe brother.
Person B: I don’t think my wife will agree.
Person A: I insist, we can take turns rowing the canoe.
Person B: Alright fuck it.
by Father🙏Fen November 8, 2021
Get the Help row the canoemug.