Emo-Cannibal

A person that eats themselves.

"that man was so hungry, he became an Emo-Cannibal."

by ahess March 9, 2009

Candice

a word when someone is about to say a funny joke

“knock knock”

“who’s there?”

“candice” “candice who?!”

candice “” fit in yo mouth☹️

by violet_frogg May 4, 2021

Candice

Someone I don't know.

I do not know who is candice.
And that will never ever be false.

Never be false.

hi

sum1 : hey kid wanna know who's candice?

kid : ok but who's candice?

sum1 : bruh

by someone else thats not u fan October 6, 2021

cannibal corpse

I'm not into them for the fucking lyrics, you retards. The music is amazing.

Cannibal Corpse is excellent (especially compared to extremely homo-erotic Dream Theater).

by Yeah December 2, 2004

Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008

candidate

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin

Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year

by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009

cannibal corpse

don't listen to guys like "sven" and "larstait" who are gay buttfuckers with their stupid fucking opinions about
how bad cannibal corpse are.fuck those guys cannibal corpse and there lyrics fucking rule!!!!


FUCK CANNIBALCORPSE HATERS!!!!!!

despite people like "sven" and "larstait"'s dumb opinions cannibal corpse remains one of the greatest and most influential deathmetal bands around

THEY ROCK!!!!!

by dw August 11, 2004