calanthriscopicalimous

A stupid lazy person who doesn't believe in smoking.

You calanthriscopicalimous being!

by RayRay198507 May 8, 2007

Calendar diving

Using shared Outlook calendars to snoop on co-workers or your manager.

Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.

by Beaten down software developer October 16, 2008

calenday

A calenday is what one looks at each day, to see the date of the month one is currently on.

"My calenday says that today is February 5, 2010."

by MDY, CSW February 5, 2010

Calenderr

When you look at your organizer the day after a big event and realize that you forgot to attend

A: Hey how was xx's party the other day?
B: Man I can't believe it, I had a total calenderr!

by Goofysurfer September 25, 2010

Calendar stress

The stress associated with too many scheduled events. The stress is experienced by the owner of the calendar, and indirectly by the family, significant other and friends. The person tends to become anxious prior to the events, complaining and worrying constantly, wondering if they will be prepared for the event, or even enjoy the event, when the day finally arrives.

I just looked at my calendar for the summer and I have calendar stress because I will only be home for 2 weekends.

by Already Stressed September 29, 2011

Caly Valence

The most beautiful thing you've ever seen. Something from heaven

Angel. Caly Valence

by CrackaJones January 1, 2012

Calendar Lockout

When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.

Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.

I guess you had a calendar lockout this year

by Swagglord August 11, 2012