Cactus Mongrel

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.

Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.

by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.

Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."

by Experto May 19, 2011

Cactus

A fucking spikey devils plant

“a cactus is a fucking spikey devils plant”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

Cactus Coochie

Fired cactus needles in your cooter that prevent you from having sex with boys

SHE GOT CACTUS COOCHIE

by mmgk April 23, 2021

cactusthefrog

profesinoal top 100 radiant peak vlaorant player for no team. likes to pick reyna and drop 10+ kills /strong

very positive, respectful, and non-toxic man.

bro yesterday i played with cactusthefrog and he carried me to 4-13 loss. 10/10 playing with him again

by WARDELL416 June 11, 2021

vaginal cactus

A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo

All problems in the world lead back to Austin's moms vaginal cactus.

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

boom cactus

A extremely hairy pussy all the way to the anus sometimes looking like an Afro

Wow that's one big boom cactus you have there

by Tophers tissue November 12, 2015