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cackalacker

A slang term for a calculator that sounds suspiciously like a slang term for a penis.
Customer: Excuse me, I'd like to buy a cheese log. How much does one cost?

Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.

Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).

Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.
by j. alders October 23, 2009
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Kamala Cackle

The hideous witch-like cackle laugh our Vice President utters when she cannot answer "hard questions". Also used to show her callous indifference.
Q.: Did you hear what V.P. Harris said when she was asked if she'd visit the Southern Border? A.: All she did was smile and give her hideously famous "Kamala Cackle" and avoided a direct answer.
by LostInASeaOfLibtards June 27, 2021
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cack dock

A place to dock (park/insert) your cack (penis)
My cack dock is clean and open...slighty.
A place for you to dock your cack.
by fattyfatninja May 4, 2010
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Cack and Bullz

A more fun way to say cock and balls. Put the emphasis on the A in cack and the U and Z in bullz. The best thing about this is you can say it under your breath in lieu of cock and balls and people don't usually understand what you really mean.
Example 1: Darren is giving her his CACK AND BULLZ!

Example 2: Tripp "Joe did you study for our math test today?"
Joe "No man, I am going to take the cack and bullz!"
by Gen Snafu December 4, 2010
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cacking

Cracking, it's know as fucking or going to fuck
Another word similar to this is cacked which means your higher than a mother fucker.
"Cacking" -Yo after the party last night I went to this chick named Bella, and we cacked ALL FUCKIN NIGH

"Cacked" - dude I'm so fucking cacked, I'm not even on earth right now, look at my eyes. Where even are they??? You I'm so fucking high.

"Hey are you okay??"

"Shhhh I'm to cacked to understand what you are saying rn, your stressin me out. Leave before you ruin my high."
by Duff October 3, 2016
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Monster Cack

A cock larger than 8 inches with piercings giving it the appearance of an angry catapillar or monster.
Stephen's jacobs ladder and prince albert made his huge penis look like a monster cack.
by Akashaceleste December 21, 2008
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cacked

that turd floating in the bowl looks freshly cacked
by churd2 January 26, 2009
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