A person who appears to be hot by comparison to other people within a country town; generally full of bogans. Somebody who if found around a city area would not be so appealing, but desired in their hometown due to the lack of attractive country people.
by asherleaa April 07, 2008
Guys who drive pick up trucks and tractors, listen to country music, speak with a sexy southern accent (and/or aren't afraid to say y'all) and marry their high school sweethearts.
They're fucking sexy in a pair of cowboy boots and hat and even sexier when they take it all off.
They know how to treat a girl well and contrary to popular beliefs they do not beat their wives that would be a hick or an asshole.
They're fucking sexy in a pair of cowboy boots and hat and even sexier when they take it all off.
They know how to treat a girl well and contrary to popular beliefs they do not beat their wives that would be a hick or an asshole.
Brandy: I'm sick of assholes, I want a Man. Someone who will treat me right. Someone who isn't afraid to roll around in the mud and get dirty ;) Someone who believes in God and would love me unconditionally.
Bailey: You need a country boy.
Bailey: You need a country boy.
by brannonsgirl February 18, 2011
An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
by Sandra Rosenbaum August 01, 2006
Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.
Country blumpkin
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
by Duderer June 07, 2006
A place or time where things purposely or inadvertently become extremely dangerous.
Danger Country can be sought, though most trips to Danger Country happen unexpectedly.
Danger Country can be sought, though most trips to Danger Country happen unexpectedly.
"Woah, we were just sitting there in the livingroom when a sink-hole opened up underneath our house. That was a one way ticket to Danger Country!"
by Kilo Delta February 26, 2007
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