Cougar

An attractive middle-aged woman who is fit, active, confident, independent, somewhat bohemian and not yet brain dead who is attracted to younger men because most of the available men her age are opinionated lazy slugs with beer guts.

Girlfriend #1 to Girlfriend #2: "Why can't you find someone older? What's up with you and these younger guys? "
Girlfriend #2 to Girlfriend #1: "Have you seen what's out there?!"
Girlfriend #1 to Girlfriend #2: "You're getting the reputation for being a COUGAR."
Girlfriend #2 to Girlfriend #1: "Yeah. So. And your point is?"

by Ruthie Again October 24, 2008

Cougar

have been party girl/s who are now angry they are not married and prey on younger men; common traits include leathery skin from frequent tanning sessions, smoking, anti-depressant use, and a large collection of "massagers."

"I'm dating a nice guy, unfortunatley he's surrounded by cougars older than my mom...."

by MintyLeila June 6, 2005

Cougar Mange

This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!

Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!

Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!

by kellybex December 14, 2009

Cougar

A slang term used to describe an attractive older single woman.

There are alot of cougar's here, its time to hunt!
Recent research has shown that there are alot of cougars in the south orange county area.

by Lance Bangwell October 24, 2006

Cougar Woman

a cugar woman or a cugar is a (older)woman who date men young enough to be their sons

-aey yo i want me a Cougar Woman to fu**
- lol already got one man she just bought me a benz

by kingpin1833 July 7, 2008

cougar

Cougar: N. 1. An older woman that is still totally hot and may or may not be down for the cause.
2. A milf but more seasoned.

That fucking fifty year old from those Bowflex commercials is a super cougar.

by Dr. Phill Good February 11, 2007

cougar

A woman who, for some unknown reason, is attracted to men she finds out are younger than she is, often significantly so. She looks younger than her age, acts younger than her age, and has the confidence she didn't have when she was younger - which younger men apparently find appealing. She's not always the bottle blond, surgically enhanced woman described in other definitions of the word. She most often has her life in order and has earned her independence. She's probably not had a conventional life and she's ok with that. Many of her friends don't get it and tell her to find some old rich fart to die with.

This is a cougar scenario of the kind described above: The flirtation had gone on for weeks and he finally asked her for her number. She gave it to him knowing he was another young one. When she found out how old he really was, she sighed on the inside. All she could say was, "I'm a bit older than you." He guessed she was about 38 and in her head she said, "Yeah, that's how old I was when I had my daughter who is now 15." Another sigh.

by RuthieNJ April 14, 2008