couch girl

A girl that is in rotation on the couch. One who sits on the couch staring blankly at the tv (be it a movie or a single player game) while the guy next to her randomly leaves her to go hit on other girls on AIM. Couch girls, not getting the hint, will proceed to insist upon staying the night and making the guy as uncomfortable as possible.

See annoying, selfish, flakey
"I can hear the couch girl squeal at the scary parts, but I bet she's not really scared."
by j.marie January 20, 2005
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couch crickets

When your sitting on the couch and you let one loose (fart) and there is no one to blame not even the dog.
HONEY!!! I Think the couch crickets are back!!!!
by Doormansd September 17, 2013
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Couch Nigga

A lazy ass Negro. Spends most of his time doing shit.
by Reficul Natas April 27, 2008
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Couche-tard

Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.

Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.
"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"
by Archie Goodwin February 14, 2008
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Couch Bomber

Someone who sticks their meat missle in between the cushions of a couch...effectively bombing the area
That guy is so desperate, he bombed his mothers couch.
by Aids-Jay February 09, 2005
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sleep on the couch

this is usually the punishment for us dudes that lives with our girlfriends or already married, if u piss off your wife, this is the least that she will do
Trevor: Man, i have to sleep on the couch for the next 2 nights..:(

Jack: Why?

Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend

Jack: LOL!!!!!!!
by Tomahawk May 21, 2014
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couch crew

Any type of group associated with nothing more than sitting on a couch,generally lazy or stoned persons.
Person1:Dude, you see that couch crew?
Person2: Smoking pot, watching The Wall, being completely worthless?
by Nicholas J Dodson January 30, 2006
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