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Conversation Wedge 

a. when two or more of your friends (or even strangers) are talking, and you come up between them and insert yourself in the conversation
b. when you are in a conversation and say something really awkward and the conversation stops because you can't say anything else
a. "Did you see how Jenny just came up and started talking to us? She's such a conversation wedge."
b. Person A: "Yeah so I was at my dad's girlfriend's place, and all I could notice was how she left her clothes everywhere!"
Person B: "I love smelling underwear."
Person A: "That's awkward. Why do you always have to create a conversation wedge?"

conversation hangover 

The feeling you get in the morning after having a really deep discussion with someone right before going to bed.
Jennifer: I woke up this morning with a conversation hangover I think...lol.
Steve: Yeah that will happen when we talk about deep stuff right before bed.

conversnake 

A person who, without invitation, slithers into a conversation occurring between two or more other people.
I was chatting with Amy this morning when Cristina butted right into our conversation.
She is such a conversnake.
conversnake by not a conversnake October 22, 2013

conversationist 

someone who is quite good at creating a conversation
Jordian is quite the conversationist

conversational sponge 

Someone who listens to a conversation but never contributes
Jenny is such a Conversational Sponge! I want her to say something!
conversational sponge by iwinalot7 February 9, 2015

Conversapist

Conversapist- The one who doesn't spark a conversation but rather force-fucks it.
A: Hey, what you do last week?
B: Nothing, just went to 24 hr fitness.
(Enters conversation unannounced) C: Ahh, I hate 24 hour fitness. They have completely shunned the traditional American gym system and substituted it with sub-par customer service and mediocre pop music...

A: ... Erhm

B: ... *sigh* Fucking conversapist.
Conversapist by Miturban Esderty August 21, 2015