computer stupid

sumbody who dont know shit about computers

CODAY: that dont mean shit to me
CODAY: lol i am really computer stupid
CODAY: why dont you just d.l it your self
CODAY: but i can suck a mean dick tho!

by soma town May 10, 2008

Computer Stutter

When someone is typing to quickly and types too many letters for a word.

Computer stutter = Loll (correctly spelled "lol")

by Stoner_dude55 September 7, 2009

computer jockey

computer jockey (as opposed to DJ or disc jockey). comes from the theory that, since many DJs no longer spin actual vinyl, and the spinning of CDs on CDJs may even wane in the future towards complete use of sound files, the title of the DJ should also change to represent the shift in our culture towards all digital media, and to indicate the ending of the "disc" era.

while some might argue that it doesn't matter if one spins actual discs in order to have the title DJ, others argue that the distinction between CJ and DJ gives due respect to those who paved the way by learning the arduous processes involved in wax manipulation.

...and tonight we have a special guest for you. Computer Jockey Skribble on the keyboard rockin the house!

by CJ DJ June 22, 2006

Computer Neutered

When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house

Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?

Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .

Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?

Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.

by troubledemon February 10, 2010

Computer Weasel

A computer weasel (noun) - someone who lurks around the IC (or any university library) waiting to pounce onto any stray abandonned computer with all the skill and cunning of a weasel.

A - mate, I swear that guy behind me has been staring at me for the last 20 minutes. its really distracting.

B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.

by SUMHC syphilis January 17, 2011

computer tech

a person who gets underpaid to fix simple user errors

Person A:"My computer is working."
Person B:"Call that computer tech"

by marc September 4, 2003

computer ji

Hinglish for computer master. Used several times in "Slumdog Millionaire" by the gameshow host. Ji after a name is a Hindi term of respect.

A more flattering moniker than "hey IT guy"

Could you please show me how to archive my email, computer ji?

by Slumdog January 19, 2009