Comey

Verb. As in to 'Comey' something.

Definition: creating & dating documentation, preferably in memorandum format, to memorialize conversations and/or events should you have a future need to provide proof of said incident and be able to validate said documentation was created at the time of the incident.

First used in conversation by AJW on 7/13/17.

Used in a sentence: You need to Comey that in case we need to provide a statement to <insert type of political, criminal justice, investigatory proceedings>.

by Blkhippiegrl July 25, 2017

comedown

The inevitable feeling after a drug-fuelled session. Usually leads to a heavy drinking binge to lessen or take the edge of the comedown. Many people liken the feeling to their head being melted, fried, fucked or mangled.

This comedown is a fucking beast, my head is fried.

by dmcc81 October 29, 2006

comedrama

A television series or movie consisting of mainly comedy with some dramatic elements.

The Office and Scrubs are comedramas.

by shizzleblue October 24, 2006

comeditarian

George Carlin; A entertainer who uses various physical or verbal means to promote human welfare and social reform; Someone who publically jokes about not giving a shit, but really does, and secretly hopes that thier jokes make a difference.

Comedian: Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg, David Cross, Dane Cook, Sarah Silverman, and Jerry Sienfeld. Were and are comedians

Comeditarian: Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Lenny Bruce, Dave Chapelle, Bill Maher, Lewis Black, and George Carlin. Were and are comeditarians

by Joshua Perez June 27, 2008

comedication

comedication is the act of communicating through the art of comedy.

That Andy sure can't have a normal conversation. I think he suffers from comedication. He always has to throw in a stupid joke just to answer a simple question.

Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?

A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.

by Mitchell man September 23, 2009

Comedian's Item

Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.

Bush is definitely a comedian's item.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2006

comedyshortsgamer

A really loud, black British youtuber who does things like eat lion testicles and open what people send him in his P.O box (It's usually shit, like people actually take their shit, box it up, and send it to him). Although his voice can be annoying he's pretty funny

ComedyShortsGamer is literally the reason I want to never watch youtube again, but I still can't stop watching him. I feel pathetic

by shut-the-fuckupcakes April 22, 2015