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bearded clam

hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?
by mrladiesman July 13, 2009
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bearded clam

Stay away from the bearded clam.
by Adamar May 14, 2003
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clam jack

The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.
I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.
by Lon December 28, 2005
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Dangling Clam

The rear view of a vagina when a woman is standing up straight with her legs slightly spread. The best view of a dangling clam is when one kneels so that his or her head is slightly below the woman's butt cheeks. This view is so named because the vagina in this state looks remarkably similar to a clam that is hanging and has it's widest face facing perpendicularly towards a person's eyes.
Yo Brian, check out that hot dangling clam over there. We can all see her vagina and she is none the wiser because she isn't even bent over. Fuckin' clam bake over here.
by Bonny LeBaron April 30, 2011
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bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening
Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.
by John R. January 2, 2004
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Mississippi Clam Digger

A complex sexual position in which the male sticks his penis into the female's ear, and places his foot into her vagina and "digs." All of this is performed while the male is washing the female's hair and eating a corndog at the same moment.
Based on the amount of corndogs and shampoo at her apartment, I knew she would be into the Mississippi Clam Digger!
by Rick_Diculous April 2, 2009
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hammy clammy

The act of trying to shove a Ham sandwich in your urethra. Your hands get clammy from this act.
Eric went to shake the professor's hand but his hands were moist because he just got finished pulling a hammy clammy.
by Borken77 May 31, 2017
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