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Chodess

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A chodess is when a girls vagina is twice the size of a mans chod horizontally and vertically.
Girl 1- my chodess hurts so bad I could just lick a toe
Girl 2- wtf is a chodess and why do you have 2 butts?
Girl 1- that’s not a but it’s a Chodess!
by Opap September 15, 2021
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chodestick

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A genitalic protuberance that can neither be classified as a chode nor not-a-chode.
“No, that’s not a chode,” the doctor told Marty, “and it’s not not-a-chode. What you’ve got there is a textbook chodestick.”

“Wendy couldn’t date a guy with a chode. But a guy with a chodestick — that was something she could work with.”
by King Foolio III August 2, 2022
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Chodeston

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When someone is being a fat smelly chode, "ch-o-d-st-en
Wassup Chodeston
by newjd July 20, 2022
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Chodescraper

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A building that is more wide than it is tall.
Did you see the chodescraper?
by Callmeasparagus May 28, 2024
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Scotty Milsap otherwise known as Scotty wacks
It’s so big”-chodester
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Holy Chodes

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Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
by hbgvfgbhnjkmlmnjhbgvc xvnjmkl; January 13, 2020
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Chaz Chodes

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Dumb virtue signaling liberals who should all get what they want and be sent to a Chaz camp in Ohio or Brazil. Left to be forgotten by society, With no access to the rest of the country. :)
Fuuuuuuuck i wish those Chaz Chodes would just fuck off to Ohio and rot in their own dysfunctional idea of society

Hasan Piker is NOT a Stank Bitch, he is NOT a crybaby dumb diaper cunt. He is an American hero who is all hail ccp xi mingze.

This message is Paid for and approved by Hunter Biden
by Hasan Abi October 31, 2020
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