Chip to Salsa Ratio

(1) A ratio describing the amount of salsa required for a specific size of chip (usually expressed in the format “cubic in. of salsa/ square in. of chip”). This ratio varies from person to person, naturally, and some people might even prefer just plain chips or a chip loaded with TOO MUCH SALSA.

1. Hey dude! How’s it going?
2. Awesome!!! I recently perfected my Chip to Salsa Ratio!
1. Wow! Props, man. I still can’t figure mine out yet.

by Epileptic_ February 12, 2020

Chip/Hoodie

A really cool, but sadistic person :)

“Dude.. you’re pretty Chip/Hoodie”
“Woah bro, that was pretty Chip/Hoodie”

by Raptor323 September 7, 2020

chip thief

Someone that steals a chip from your meal

I was blowing my chips to cool them down and jo smith eat one! What a chip thief!!

by Doublemusky January 10, 2021

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

chip pan danga!

stupid British-English phrase. when something is amazing, fantastic, mint or even just on the good side of things. mainly used to respont in a positive. never negative or aggressive

congratulations, you have won the lottery..."Chip pan Danga!" or, hey do you ant a beer? "yeah sure... chip pan danga!". or "them burgers are chip pan danga"

by latheasius May 22, 2007

Chip up

Keep your chin up

"Don't worry buddy. You'll find a date to prom. Chip up!"

by SmokinJo's April 12, 2015

chip you up

basically means ill fuck u up.

Nigga stop playing with me before i chip you up.

by CMC is at ur door May 16, 2018