cart leaver

A person who 'ain't nobody got time for dat' to put their cart in the cart parking lot; therefore give someone the headache to crash into the cart and scrape Justin Bieber's Ferrari. More simply, a dumb ass who just puts their shopping cart in the middle of the parking spot thinking the cart has a brain.

Joe: Why are you late John?
John: Some dumb ass cart leaver left their cart in the middle of the parking spot at Walmart and I scraped Obama's Ford Escape.

by ChefCake May 24, 2017

the gate doesn't close before the cart is full

When Jonny Brown is so gullable that he thinks that it means something -From James

Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)

by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017

Cart Head

When you are on a golf cart and receiving a hearty blowjob.

I was riding around with this girl and I got crazy cart head

by DadSessa September 2, 2016

Cart deficiency

When your local kroger can't get carts because costomers steal them and make the store so busy that there's no carts in the lot either.

Man this lot is so cart deficient today! Cart deficiency I'm telling you.

by Renegade125 January 25, 2018

shopping-cart sidle

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.

Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.

by QuacksO January 3, 2020

Cart Racing

At the end of a nitrous binge, you know in your fucking haze you did not do at least 1 or 2, so everybody starts digging through carts looking for a sealed one.

Man did you see those wooks fucking cart racing?

by Punky Wookster January 17, 2020

Cart

Cart is someone who is nice, talented, has a good sense of humor, pretty, and overall perfect.

Me: omg she's a cart she's so pretty nice and everything is perfect about het

by jajarie123 February 15, 2020