battlecruiser

An air unit on Starcraft. My personal favorite unit on the game.

HP: 500
Armor: 3 (Heavy)
Air Dmg.: 25
Land Dmg.: 25
Attack Range: 6
Mineral cost: 400
Gas Cost: 300
Time to build: 133
Yamato Cannon: 260 dmg. Range 10.

Korean #1: Build battlecruisers.
American: I don't have a starport yet. The Game has gone on for 23 seconds.
Korean #2: Stupid round-eye.
Korean #1: Yeah! High five!

*slap*

by dirtygerman55 July 30, 2008

Battlefield 1942

Best. Game. Evar. EA is leet now. Plus, the expansions are actually half-decent. Anyone that bashes this game is, sadly, a motherfucking dumbass casual gamer who doesn't know shit.

Hoser, you're a dumbass; the Americans, British, Soviets, and the Canadians are in the game, it's just that the entire Pacific thing was mainly the US.

by Kuririn February 24, 2004

Battle-Jesus

Battle-Jesus is the modernized savior from old. This version of Jesus tots a handgun, and tots an Uzi. Instead of the peaceful all-loving savior we are used to knowing, Battle-Jesus faces you with fire and brimestone. Destroying the sinners, and cleansing the world of all evil. This meaning that only hippies will be left, because they just sit around and smoke dope, and love the trees. And the bible aint saying nothin bout tree-sex.

Though, there have been, of course, varied versions of Battle-Jesus made throughout the course of history. Most notabley, a GI Joe Jesus figure.

Battle-Jesus!
Battle-Jesus is here.
Battle-Jesus!
Sinners cower in fear.
Battle-Jesus!
Armageddon on your Doorstep.
Battle-Jesus!
Death 'til only hippies are left.
Battle-Jesus!

by Battle-Jesus February 3, 2007

Battle Toads

The game that's flying off the shelves in Game Stops all around the country.

Caller: Do you have any copies of Battle Toads left?
Employee: No, now stop calling.

by C#!! December 24, 2007

Buttlemic

Eating foods that cause many frequent bowel movements and consequentiality leads to weight loss.

Man, Katie is buttlemic, she ate nothing but Refried beans for a month and lost 10 pounds!

by Anonysissy November 12, 2010

Shaft Battle

When two people are licking each side of an erect penis shaft. They lick and suck their side of the shaft in an effort to get the guy off who is getting shaft battled. The person getting his/her dick sucked is the one getting his/her shaft battled over, and he/she decides the winner, and who subsequntly gets the load. One may challenge another to a shaft battle, as long as they have a third party shaft to battle over.

Joey challenged Shane to a shaft battle, so together they shaft batled Jordan. Joey won and got the load.

by johnshard00 September 27, 2009

Lightsaber Battlegrounds

a game on roblox which is mostly played by braindead 10 year olds and some loser 12 year olds who think theyre superior to everyone else because they spend all of their free time practicing their glowing stick skills in a lego game

You: "Hey! Wanna play Lightsaber Battlegrounds?"
Friend: "No, thank you. I don't want to be a virgin for the rest of my life."

by your average life enjoyer November 10, 2021