by PieKnee January 26, 2016
When you feel as though you have to take a shit but have not digested enough food to do so, resulting in a combination of stomach pains/cramps and feelings of nausea in the anus.
I had a sour butthole this morning but I decided to try and shit anyway, ending up on the toilet for almost an hour and accomplishing nothing.
by twackburn December 23, 2017
When you see or hear yourself in a video or audio clip and you begin to implode inward into a black hole of cringe.
by JustSamj December 14, 2021
by The Nibba Posse January 21, 2019
A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.
My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.
After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.
After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.
by bookfraud April 07, 2015
When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.
"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"
by Samuel Clemency May 19, 2021
Your a Butthole stretcher....
by 2008JD July 18, 2008