Peanut Butter Spoon

The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.

*Exits bathroom

Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”

by BigWoodz97 September 20, 2020

Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.

I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.

by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009

Butterboots

A chick with a hell of a nice body and face, but her boots are Uggs.

She looked real good...but her boots (butterboots)

by gap tooth grin February 23, 2010

Butlering

An ass grope named after the actor Gerard Butler after he was a photo was taken with his middle finger and hand was in & on Jennifer Aniston's ass.

Damn, he was Butlering her ass.

by BishopLord March 30, 2010

Butlery

(adj) 1.otherwise a lazy description of a person who never leaves your house, eat all your food and is not grateful.
2. sometimes know as bums

Butlery Brendan just used all the families resources and never said thank you in the least bit.

by cdizzle20 July 3, 2010

Butler Band Syndrome

When a large group of people, usually trying to move in an orderly fashion, compress and expand repeatedly, in an accordion-like motion. Can commonly be seen taking place with groups during parades.

This parade is great, but I think all the groups have Butler Band Syndrome... I'm getting dizzy from watching it!

by Someone-New9275w October 23, 2011

butter'd up

when you fill up the butthole.

matthew butter'd up jason last night for a new video on slapdaddy.com

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017