Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 12, 2019

burrito anime

Anime that we designed specifically for the Mexican / Spanish people.

Guy 1: Hey, can't wait for next weeks episode of Naruto to come out.

Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.

by Sebastian Iskra April 21, 2016

Brown burrito

A Mexican mans asshole

Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?

No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.

by GingerBeardDude January 06, 2017

cuddle burrito

Same as burritoing, just with your significant other.

"Wanna come over and be my cuddle burrito?"

by GingersGoneWild2k17 January 26, 2017

Blue Burrito

Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.

And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.

by Cakalacky October 03, 2018

Burrito Shark

A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.

Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.

by FiveFingertwinkies February 04, 2010

burrito munching

Eating out a prolapsed anus. May contain beans.

The lesbian orgy involved a lot of burrito munching.

by Tahin January 15, 2014