Fur Buffet

When you eat poon for a real long time.

Girl, he went down on me all night. He done had himself a fur buffet.

by Munchmeister 69, Esquire February 28, 2018

Golden buffet

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.

Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .

by Racheyrocket July 2, 2023

Combat buffet

When you are having a meal buffet style with a group of fat people who push in line.

Thanksgiving this year turned into a combat buffet - I was lucky to get gravy.

by rachycakes April 30, 2023

napoleon buffet

During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors

My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.

by chef P.B.M. March 3, 2015

steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.

by Diggin12 January 16, 2016

Taco bell buffet

A sex act in which one person defecates into the ass crack of another. Then proceeds to eat the fecies directly from the crack without using utensils or hands.

"Did you finally have sex with Erin?"
"yea man, she's a freak, the first thing she wanted to do was a taco bell buffet"

by Admvd7 August 24, 2021

Buffet

Big ugly fat fucks eating together

"Let's go to the place where all the big ugly fat fucks eat together"
"Oh you mean the buffet?"

by Jmjw October 9, 2022