slack butthole

A butthole that has seen its share of action, thus being no longer taut. Rather, the butthole has become loose and has a larger circumference than it previously had.

Anatomically, the anal sphincter is unaffected and remains tight, while the butthole has some 'slack'.

Metaphorically, think of the butthole as a collar of a t-shirt, and a slack butthole as a 'bacon collar' due to constantly expanding and contracting.

Ben, how was that girl last night?

Gosh Brian, after she plowed my anus with a strap-on, I think I have a permanently slack butthole. So she was great.

by fgwg2 December 3, 2015

butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.

Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!

by PieKnee May 8, 2016

sour butthole

When you feel as though you have to take a shit but have not digested enough food to do so, resulting in a combination of stomach pains/cramps and feelings of nausea in the anus.

I had a sour butthole this morning but I decided to try and shit anyway, ending up on the toilet for almost an hour and accomplishing nothing.

by twackburn December 23, 2017

pemis butthole

the correct thing to say when nobody is talking on a discord server and u need to get the ball rolling

nobody:
me: pemis butthole

by nothsaton May 1, 2019

butthole minigolf

The act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping anus of a woman with her legs spread apart.

She must be good a butthole minigolf with an ass that big.

by KittenTamer November 28, 2016

Butthole tinkle

Butthole tinkle is a young woman who likes to put alcohol up her butt and pee it out her butt. She's sexy with a wild side. Sometimes she likes balls on her chin

Wow that's butthole tinkle right there

by Boooobahbooo March 13, 2017

ripped butthole

When you fart so loud it feels like your butt got ripped apart.

Man 1: *farts*.
Man 2: Oh boi you just done ripped butthole.

by STAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 18, 2017