shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.

1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!

by maracanda April 22, 2006

Brick Exit Strategy

The process whereby a traditional “Brick & Mortar” retailer begins the transition to a predominantly Internet based business model. Often brought about due to the escalating costs of maintaining a dedicated physical presence as declining economic conditions force geo-based retailers into competing dollar for dollar with their virtual world ecommerce competition.

"A Brick Exit Strategy not only cuts costs, it gives us a chance to expand beyond this local market."

by SF Dave May 19, 2008

hit brick

To be highly intoxicated. Synonyms include: wasted, hammered, drunk. Comes from the idea of being so drunk you run into walls, hence, hit brick.

"wow dude, you so hit brick"
"i'm gonna hit brick tonite"

by Gemma Porter May 25, 2008

Brick Tamland

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.

"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."

by Hannah.. August 8, 2005

in a brick

synonymous to a long period of time

Dan: Man, I had the best steak at Outback the other day...
Mike: Dang, I haven't been to Outback in a brick!

by Kaceboss_ December 19, 2016

Pokemon Brick Bronze

the only good game roblox brings to the table. released who knows when, pokemon brick bronze was a game in roblox that was similar to most other pokemon games. after it shut down in 2018, most people just gave roblox up and vowed to never play it again.

*2017*
guy 1: hey have you played pokemon brick bronze on roblox?
guy 2: no but ill try it
*2 weeks later*
guy 1: so did you like it?
guy 2: hell yeah, i already have 7 gym badges!
guy 1: so im assuming you liked it?
guy 2: who wouldnt?
*fast forward to 2018*
guy 1: huh? where the hell is it?
guy 2: what are you talking about?
guy 1: pokemon brick is gone!
guy 2: see, this is why roblox sucks ass. want to go play minecraft instead?
guy 1: yeah, at minecraft will never die
guy 2: agreed, along with being the best video game ever!

by jamezviole December 7, 2020

cab avacado brick

see cucumber wire boat.

"Cucumber, boat, wire. I still got it."

"We're gunna do that mini-mental status thingy..." "Cucumber, boat, wire?" "Oh no, this time it's completely different."

"Okay, three words: cab avacado brick. Now count back from 100 subtracting 7."

by ?0~ October 19, 2008